Counting down the days with Chrome

When I was a kid I envied the teenagers who got to drive around with branded cars that had the name of a pizza place or a blow-up animal on the roof. Whether or not this was actually effective marketing never really crossed my mind, but I will say that in the 15+ years since seeing my first-ever Red Bull car, I've never managed to work for a company who's done flashy marketing or has let me drive a neon-colored car.

...particularly now, as I work for a tech company that rarely does any offline marketing or fancy promos. Until, until, until, dear readers, they came up with this: the Chrome advent calendar. I was so excited when I saw this that I tried to sweet talk several colleagues into donating their calendars to moi. Inside each box is a chocolate Chrome icon.

Now, to the degree I can be objective about these things, I do think Chrome is the fastest browser out there. But the fact that it now comes equipped with a chocolate advent calendar makes it 100% clear that this is the best browser in the world! (P.S. Why can't all tech products be rendered in chocolate....it'd certainly be better than chocolate trying to be tech!)